Barbie

santanist: teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:28 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry

geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:59:37 -0400

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

kayybearr: hanthelion: ikuskrap: No way. YO WHAT THE...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:56:45 -0400

kayybearr:

hanthelion:

ikuskrap:

No way.

YO WHAT THE FUCK

going to try this tmr for breakfast

zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:54:35 -0400

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

shiggity-shwah: Hahaha I love this

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:51:36 -0400

shiggity-shwah:

Hahaha I love this

chloweafterdark: casualcynic: So my mom and I have been...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:46:08 -0400

chloweafterdark:

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

He forgot the forty two cents though

twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:08:19 -0400

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

thefilmwriter: “Marilyn came over to our house for Dinner,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:48:32 -0400

thefilmwriter:

“Marilyn came over to our house for Dinner, that I remember. She wore this beautiful white dress, that had pink flowers on it. Her hair was rather short, curled and lovely. She smelt of lavender and roses. My dad brought her in the house. This was in 1955. I was 19 years old. She wasn’t too much older, I guess? She looked young, and beautiful. She was rather quiet, at least, she spoke quietly. She really did. She said hello to each of us and my mother said hello to her. I wasn’t sure what my mother’s feelings were about Marilyn, but she seemed generous to Marilyn . Marilyn proved to us that she wasn’t damaged, but she was mending, and she seemed to enjoy Dad and us. She sat down across from me. Dad helped her in her seat and she seemed to enjoy us. She asked all of our names, after all, dad had four boys, and I was the oldest. She loved children, and it was apparent. She wanted them, and I don’t know if she ever did have any children? My fondest memory of Miss Monroe, was that, of when I met her. She died, not too long after we met. Dad was a bit upset and a bit surprised. No one knows how she died, everyone has their own theory, like dad told us about Miss Olive Thomas, who death ended in the same fashion. All in all, I was just lucky, to have had met this wonderful woman, regardless of her flaws”-my co-worker’s father on Miss Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe came to the library in 1953, 55, and in 56. She met my co-worker’s family on the 14th of July in 1955. She was at the height of her career then.

parrers: “So my amazing daughter, Emma, turned 5 last month,...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:30:50 -0400

parrers:

“So my amazing daughter, Emma, turned 5 last month, and I had been searching everywhere for new-creative inspiration for her 5yr pictures. I noticed quite a pattern of so many young girls dressing up as beautiful Disney Princesses, no matter where I looked 95% of the “ideas” were the “How to’s” of how to dress your little girl like a Disney Princess…We chose 5 women (five amazing and strong women), as it was her 5th birthday but there are thousands of unbelievable women (and girls) who have beat the odds and fought (and still fight) for their equal rights all over the world”

- Jaime Moore, Not Just a Girl

eringeremick: This is Haylee. I met her online recently and was...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:28:13 -0400

eringeremick:

This is Haylee. I met her online recently and was given permission to share her story. Shes 16 years old and has been suffering with Anorexia Nervosa (binge purge subtype) for 10 years now. She has permanent heart problems, shes has 2 heart attacks since January, and was in a coma in March. Shes constantly in the hospital due to her eating disorder, and shes spent 7 months in the hospital this year. It’s come to my attention that there are a lot of people on tumblr with “pro-anorexic” blogs who seem to WANT this disease and give “tips” to their followers to “become anorexic”. I want you to look at this photo, at this young girl who has wasted 10 years of her life in agony and ask yourself, how can you be pro this? How can you encourage others to do this to themselves? Please reblog this and help it get around to other blogs to show the reality of eating disorders and the pain they cause and put a stop to “pro anorexia” blogs.

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:07:07 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

alwaysmarilynmonroe: Marilyn in 1953.

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:57:55 -0400

alwaysmarilynmonroe:

Marilyn in 1953.

captawesomesauce: What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat...

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:55:05 -0400

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:43:05 -0400

plushpuppetrumps: assstiel: assstiel: these two boys from my class went dressed today as that...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:42:23 -0400

plushpuppetrumps:

assstiel:

assstiel:

these two boys from my class went dressed today as that psycho from scream and no-face from spirited away. they started making out right in front of everyone. it was the most disturbing thing i’ve ever seen.

just when i thought things couldn’t get any weirder, the scooby-doo gang showed up and jason joined scream and no-face

wtf kinda school is this

obviously a school I should have attended in my younger years

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:41:50 -0400

buzzfeed: Pizza understands me in a way that no one else can.

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:36:59 -0400

buzzfeed:

Pizza understands me in a way that no one else can.

truckyeahcountrystars: Store | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:17:27 -0400

truckyeahcountrystars:

Store | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram

dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:57:46 -0400

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

teeheehaha-ara: waitingfornothing-andwastingaway: jaba-the-slut...

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:54:51 -0400

teeheehaha-ara:

waitingfornothing-andwastingaway:

jaba-the-slut:

PLOT TWIST.

this is incredible

I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING